Pals, last night I saw things that I hope never to see again....infact two disturbing trends. If you remember my post on "Everyday porn" a couple of months back, then I must report back that conditions are really degenerating at an alarming rate that might require legislation to curtail this trend..lol...ok, enough of all this big grammar..lol. Here's what happened. Friday night, I hopped on the train on my way back to Manhattan...the car is not so filled up....just me sitting opposite a girl and a couple sitting close to her. The train is moving and I'm looking at my wrist watch and hoping the damm train would move faster so I can meet up with my friends....and what would happen when you want the train to move fastest?...the train infront of ours breaks down and we're trapped in the tunnel for about 20 mins without moving...hmm, reminded me of traffic in las giddy..lol.. Man, things begin to get out of hand at that point..the couple - the guy and the girl - began making out...I mean real making out..lol..serious smooching, open lips kissing...man, you could actually see the vapor evaporating...lol..dude, I was honestly sweating at the point...lol..not sweating from the heat in the train, but sweating from what I was looking at...LIVE !!..and to cap it all..I overheard the guy telling the girl that they should move to the back of the train...wtf !! Back train ke...dis people don craze o...which kain back of train..wetin wan happen for there...lol...that wasn't funny in any way....they weren't content with just making out in the full glare of all...lol..I also noticed the girl sitting opposite me twitching...hahahah....that was so hilarious....and my prayers were answered soon enough..the train began moving and I got out of there...lol..Things are really getting out of hand o...i don talk am o...make we make law...infact the one I saw that same night confirmed my fears..
Anyway, the more serious issue where I see that same night na Man-to-man action LIVE !!! Dis one no be pay-per-view...dis na free-for-all. I'm standing at the subway station with my friends waiting for the train and these two men walk down the platform...and before you even talk Jack Robinson..lol..man, they began kissing, smooching and all...geez. I don't have anything against gay people...but man, that wasn't a good sight for me...I couldn't even look..lol..cos If I did..the image would remain in my mind for a long time and e fit even affect my performance in future..u know wetin I mean nah..lol....men...seriously, things are really getting serious on these subway stations....lol..it was really a very exciting night...especially after you've had a few drinks and experince all these..wetin dey happen o !!...Olorun, e gba wa o !! Peace out !!
Peace out folks...have a great weekend y'all.
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These show-offs are taking all the pay-per view people/pornstars outta bizness! LOL...I hate looking at such people! Geez, peeps get a room..U r not the only one in loff.
LOL. Dude, you ain't seen nathin yet. I've seen worse. A black guy once brought out his dick and wanked right opposite me. He had his eyes shut, but knew i was staring in horror. My fear was intensified by the fact that i was the only witness to his sickening act. There was a couple standing at the far end of the train, looking like they were about to alight at the next station or so. Na im i follow stand up go stand for door too, comot for next station. Shikena! Kai!
Also, in case you've been trying to access my blog, just to inform you that i've shut it down. If you haven't already heard the reason why, long story...
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@ann: Yea, let them get a room and do all they want to...lol
@Cally-waffybabe: Oh yea, why did you shuto down your blog when I was getting ready to read your stories. Ummh, I can't believe you witnessed such a horrible thing...man, if to say e easy, na to slice off that man thing..lol..so wetin make u shut down the blog/
Would email you now.
@ ozymanias.....u know we love reading ya blog. This got me laughing in the school library. U so funny in writing. love it so much. Thanks for always checking my blog. l will definately be back here.
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