Monday, August 6, 2007

Everyday porn...

Hey buddies, how are you all today? Hope you all had a good day !! Mine was good as well except for the fact that I'm been tortured to watch soft porn EVERYDAY !! Alright guys, let me explain my predicament. Each day I've to take the subway (train) to work.....yea, some of you already know what I'm about to talk about especially if you've been esposed to it as well and probably felt the same way. When I get to the train station, there is a couple(or more) cuddling, kissing, smooching (light, sometimes even heavy), etc and I'm saying in my mind "dude, why not wait till you get home, or are you guys not coming from somewhere"...like take care of your business somewhere else, I don't want to see all these...arrgh. In digust, I turn to look the other way and lo and behold, there is another couple doing the same thing and I'm screaming in my head along with the extreme heat...it could drive you insane.......and finally, the train arrives..Thank God.

I gladly run into the train.....and there again...another bunch of teenagers kissing and everything else...arrgh..what is this? Alright, perhaps I'm being too sensitive, but then again, I think they should be sensitive to others around them...and for christ sake, there are children around these places !!! A little bit of moderation in the show of affection would be proper, especially in these public places.

You know, I just thought about culture differences. Imagine a young boy/girl going into a danfo or worse, molue..lol.. and kissing, smooching, etc....lol...all those old men and women would curse them out with the worst names ever invented...lol.....but then again that's Nigeria, where the moral standards are different. Sometimes on these trains, especially when the trains are very crowded, you just have no option than to see these soft porn scenes....perhaps I should go get a girlfriend to smooch on the train and train station as well....ummh, that would be interesting..lol, but then again I have more respect for people around me. Anyway, I hope these porn scenes doesn't move to the next level soon...lol...you know what I mean. Alright peeps, I'm out.

9 comments:

Chxta said...

If say na Naija one edede bodi for dey pepe am wel wel. D tins wey pesin eye don see for obodo oyibo na wa.

Ozymandias said...

@chxta: yes o, pesin eye don see enuf !!

exschoolnerd said...

lol i can imagining me kissing a dude in a bus in naija...whether the oga at the back wey e no concern will not slap the tatse out of my mouth.

abi oh i pray it doesnt reach the next level.

Anonymous said...

lmao you're hilarious you just took me back to when i just got to canada.. walking the hallways in school and seeing a boy hugging and kissing up on a girl in broad daylight.. my eyes widened oh constantly looking around for a teacher that would suspend or expell them for inappropriate behaviour... i almost died when i saw teacher after teacher pass by and not even say a WORD... lol...

Ozymandias said...

@exschoolnerd: no be the slap sef...dem go almost curse persin grand papa where don die...so tay the man go die again
@overwhelmed naija babe: lol..yes o, pesin eye go just dey chuk..

Yankeenaijababe said...

lol.......nice blog u got here. I know where you are coming from. Very funny. I have seen some funny scene on the subway. I see couples kisses, holding especially oyinbo people. Wetin man go do? na them culture be this.lol I just play my lovely apple ipod and pretend not to see a thingy. Afterall, nothing distracts my mind when am listening to Dbanj the kokomaste. lol lol. ..l would check ur blog later. just got back from work.

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