Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Panda porn and the human race !!

I have a strong interes in the Panda family and the extensive research and effort being made all over the world to increase their population by encouraging them to breed. Pandas are very poor breeders and this is the major reason why it's population is fast dwindling and why it's on the brink of extinction. Scientists and conservationists have become so desperate to save these beautiful creatures with such exotic names as Ling ling, Le Le, Ya ya, etc (I have no idea why they have such chinese names) from going into extinction by going as far as showing the pandas...panda porn, yea hilarious!!! I laughed so much when I read about the "Panda porn" experiment that I felt my ribs aching. Although the episode sounds funny and a bit over the edge, it does offer the prospects of *probably* increasing their sex drives assuming they have similar behavioural patterns as humans. Although, the experiment didn't work out as planned, there is a continued research into increasing their population, and while this continues, I will continue to follow these beautiful and exotic creatures that I have fallen in love with, and perhaps someday, I would have a panda as a pet !!!...lol

As a last word on the panda issue, female pandas can only conceive on three days in a year.....that got me thinking....yes, I'm a great thinker. I sit on a chair and think ALL DAY !!! LOL.

What if men could only have erections on three days in a 365 day period, or women could only be in the mood for sex and conception on 3 days in a 365 day periods as well.......ummh....which technically means that all men and women would have to get partners who fall within the same cycle....else it won't work... and of course i don't think they won't want to "chop the carrot" when they only get 3 days in a year...men, that would be really harsho..so it's got to be MARATHON SEX, ALL THE WAY !!!. LOL!!

It also means that the human race *might* not be so worried about a population explosion, sex offenders, STD's, etc....the list could grow longer. I'm quite sure a lot of people can think up of other benefits ...lol...!!! Wow..how would that be, that would be extremely weird !! I'm going crazy...lol...give me your thots....peace out buddies !!!

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