Pay-per-view

Pals, last night I saw things that I hope never to see again....infact two disturbing trends. If you remember my post on "Everyday porn" a couple of months back, then I must report back that conditions are really degenerating at an alarming rate that might require legislation to curtail this trend..lol...ok, enough of all this big grammar..lol. Here's what happened. Friday night, I hopped on the train on my way back to Manhattan...the car is not so filled up....just me sitting opposite a girl and a couple sitting close to her. The train is moving and I'm looking at my wrist watch and hoping the damm train would move faster so I can meet up with my friends....and what would happen when you want the train to move fastest?...the train infront of ours breaks down and we're trapped in the tunnel for about 20 mins without moving...hmm, reminded me of traffic in las giddy..lol.. Man, things begin to get out of hand at that point..the couple - the guy and the girl - began making out...I mean real making out..lol..serious smooching, open lips kissing...man, you could actually see the vapor evaporating...lol..dude, I was honestly sweating at the point...lol..not sweating from the heat in the train, but sweating from what I was looking at...LIVE !!..and to cap it all..I overheard the guy telling the girl that they should move to the back of the train...wtf !! Back train ke...dis people don craze o...which kain back of train..wetin wan happen for there...lol...that wasn't funny in any way....they weren't content with just making out in the full glare of all...lol..I also noticed the girl sitting opposite me twitching...hahahah....that was so hilarious....and my prayers were answered soon enough..the train began moving and I got out of there...lol..Things are really getting out of hand o...i don talk am o...make we make law...infact the one I saw that same night confirmed my fears..

Anyway, the more serious issue where I see that same night na Man-to-man action LIVE !!! Dis one no be pay-per-view...dis na free-for-all. I'm standing at the subway station with my friends waiting for the train and these two men walk down the platform...and before you even talk Jack Robinson..lol..man, they began kissing, smooching and all...geez. I don't have anything against gay people...but man, that wasn't a good sight for me...I couldn't even look..lol..cos If I did..the image would remain in my mind for a long time and e fit even affect my performance in future..u know wetin I mean nah..lol....men...seriously, things are really getting serious on these subway stations....lol..it was really a very exciting night...especially after you've had a few drinks and experince all these..wetin dey happen o !!...Olorun, e gba wa o !! Peace out !!

Peace out folks...have a great weekend y'all.